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Offline NiceBlueWellies

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« on: May 19, 2006, 16:43:03 »
Once again, well actually the fifth time now, we get half way through selling our house and buying another one, and we discover the people trying to buy off us can't afford it!!!!!!!!!

Why can't they find out how much they can afford and when they can afford it BEFORE they put in an offer?  Do they not realise it costs the person who they are buying off, a hell of a lot of money each time surveys and searches have been paid for for the house that they are moving to??????????

STUPID TW***S  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

And while on the subject of such stupid people...........

The ones who jump queues at banks and get to the counter then fumble in their bags to find what they need, instead of doing it before hand, causing me to have to wait for them then!!!!  :twisted:

And................

No indicators at roundabouts or junctions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Feel free to get it off your chest - the complete stupidity of people!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 17:00:11 »
People who stay in the middle lane on the motorways even through they are only doing 60 and the only person there.

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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2006, 17:08:36 »
Oh were do i start so many idiots. and all on the road from wrong lane on roundabouts to going from the third lane of the motorway to the slip road in one move and the other way around. Oh and b*w drivers. Old f***s in novas doing 10mph up the road to p***ts who think they can see through the back of a 14 foot 6 inch high truck so drive 2 foot off my bumper :twisted:
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2006, 17:10:37 »
know what ya mean thats for sure........another type of person that drives me mad is the type that you are following them through the town center while shopping. you are walking along and they for no apparent reason just stop dead bloking the way ahead.  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2006, 17:21:01 »
Quote from: "gtomo2"
going from the third lane of the motorway to the slip road in one move and the other way around.


 :shock: Whoops - I can understand the going from the the third lane of the motorway to the slip lane in one move - that is just irresponsible and stupid, but I do the other way around all the time! :shock:

If the speed is right and the lanes are free then this makes perfect road sense.  Quite often I will pull onto a motorway and make swift progress into the fast lane to overtake.

H

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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2006, 17:22:17 »
They stop dead in supermarkets to(not literally :lol: )!  AND leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle, blocking it, while they browse the shelves. Then have the audacity to mumble when you move their trolley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:evil:
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2006, 17:22:27 »
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People who stay in the middle lane on the motorways even through they are only doing 60 and the only person there.

Paul


They should be banned from driving......permanently, even if theyre doin the max speed limit.
If your readin this and your a middle lane hogger........Go live on the Isle of White, give the good drivers of the UK a congestion free motorway system.
  Don't even think of suggesting middle lane hoggers dont cause congestion. They do....because i cant legally undertake and to overtake i have to wait in a cue that keeps getting longer and longer.

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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2006, 17:23:58 »
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Quote from: "paul_humphreys"
People who stay in the middle lane on the motorways even through they are only doing 60 and the only person there.

Paul


They should be banned from driving......permanently, even if theyre doin the max speed limit.
If your readin this and your a middle lane hogger........Go live on the Isle of White, give the good drivers of the UK a congestion free motorway system.


 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

dont send them down this way  :P  we have enough with the foreign lorries already ....... jersey ok????   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2006, 17:26:28 »
The signs on the motorways that warn of traffic jams should read, when there are no hold ups "don't hog the middle lane" or "use the inside lane".
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2006, 17:36:02 »
People hogging the bar in the pub ,stopping Me from getting served...........whippeeeeeeeee.its the weekend Julie chill out and have 1 ,..ONE ... glass of wine... :lol:

 

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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2006, 17:41:42 »
You buying Jas?????? :wink:

I'll have one pint of medium white wine please. :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2006, 18:10:54 »
people who are rude
charvers (nuff said)
Ignorant people
Intollerent people
BOBBLEHATTERS and ANTI 4x4 morons
any one who has ever been on big brother
sunday drivers

when the evolution comes and I rule the world(hey it may happen)this lot will be first against the wall  :twisted:

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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2006, 18:25:30 »
Quote from: "Henry Webster"
Quote from: "gtomo2"
going from the third lane of the motorway to the slip road in one move and the other way around.


 :shock: Whoops - I can understand the going from the the third lane of the motorway to the slip lane in one move - that is just irresponsible and stupid, but I do the other way around all the time! :shock:

If the speed is right and the lanes are free then this makes perfect road sense.  Quite often I will pull onto a motorway and make swift progress into the fast lane to overtake.

H


If the lanes are free no problem its just the ones that do it in front of me with no way of knowing if any traffic is coming up as they cant see through me :wink:
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2006, 18:27:44 »
Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"
You buying Jas?????? :wink:

I'll have one pint of medium white wine please. :lol:



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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2006, 19:25:02 »
Women (& sometimes men) who get to a cashier, be it in a supermarket (or garage), & then fumble in their pockets/handbag for money

It's almost as though they're surprised they have to pay for goods provided :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2006, 19:34:45 »
idiot computer users at work who cant remember a simple password
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2006, 19:48:45 »
Quote from: "ian_s"
idiot computer users at work who cant remember a simple password


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I did that last night trying to get into 'LandRovernet.com' whilst trying to use the wifes Lap-Top :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2006, 21:01:02 »
zelots who are so blinded by their own cause/argument that they simply can not see the truth or reason. Depressingly it is getting more common.

People who think propaganda is only used by 'the bad guys'

Tony B. Liar

John Prescott for being the token left winger in the labour goverment

Sky telesales men who ring you up every month to try and sell you sky tv back. Get a life guys, we had it for nearly 2 years which was more than enough to realise it is full of repeats and assort crap. Get the message when I say "Look, this is the 3rd time today you have rung us and we still arnt interested now PI** OFF"

Family tax working credit people ...... we gave up trying to get answers out of them.

Idots who cant see a 7ft tall bright yellow landy bearing down on them as they pull out at a junction (but it is funny when they do see you)

Do gooders who live in the countryside and try to tell urban dwellers that everything is alright and that society is working.

People who dont like yellow land rovers.
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Jerks who press the button on crossings..but have already crossed and walking down the road looking back to see who stops :twisted:  :twisted:





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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2006, 21:56:26 »
The big old RAM in the field next door!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2006, 22:03:06 »
Quote from: "Henry Webster"
Quote from: "gtomo2"
going from the third lane of the motorway to the slip road in one move and the other way around.


 :shock: Whoops - I can understand the going from the the third lane of the motorway to the slip lane in one move - that is just irresponsible and stupid, but I do the other way around all the time! :shock:

If the speed is right and the lanes are free then this makes perfect road sense.  Quite often I will pull onto a motorway and make swift progress into the fast lane to overtake.

H
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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2006, 22:42:17 »
ppl hu pst in TXT spek    :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Cant you tell the difference that here you are outside of 160 characters, and our brains have more important things to do that deciper stupid coded messages.
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« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2006, 23:42:47 »
When I answer the phone at work with ****** Autos and they repeat me, "is that ****** autos"?  

Or the ones that say "you serviced my car 18 months ago and now I have a missfire/oil leak/funny noice" etc etc :D
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2006, 00:12:35 »
After dealing with the public for 12 years i think id have to say PEOPLE full stop  :twisted:  :twisted:  99 % of them are idiots ( the 1 % includes you guys  :D )

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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2006, 00:49:09 »
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After dealing with the public for 12 years i think id have to say PEOPLE full stop  :twisted:  :twisted:  99 % of them are idiots ( the 1 % includes you guys  :D )
im so with u on this :twisted:  :twisted:  also when i answer the phone and they ask who it is even though i have said my name clearly!! so now when im having a bad day i answer the phone by saying "Hello war office want a fight" that shuts em up  :twisted:  :twisted:  :lol:

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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2006, 01:01:29 »
The other classic phone call............  are you open. :evil:  now that drives me mad of cause were open ive just answered the bl**dy phone!

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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2006, 03:54:05 »
Quote from: "paul_humphreys"
People who stay in the middle lane on the motorways even through they are only doing 60 and the only person there.

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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2006, 13:40:43 »
well here,s what gets my goat at the minute :D

garage forecourt staff who cant speak english, this really p...es me off, if you get a job here learn the lingo :evil:  this also applys to staff in hotels, restaurants and shops

garage forecourt staff who are on the phone at the till when i,m trying to pay and carry on the conversation as i,m paying, to this end today i have refused to pay until the idiot got off the phone

automated call centres that ring my mobile trying to sell me a phone, i,ve got one you rang me on it muppet :evil:

my banks call centre that are a total waste of time nice as you are sitting in mumbai or wherever you are of no help to me at all

old people, i always had the greatest respect for my elders until i moved to my current town but here they see it as their god given right to be rude, beligerent and downfight awkward

shop staff who seem not to be able to complete simple tasks like give me the correct change even when they have a computerised till that tells them how much they should give me

i could go on
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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2006, 13:45:54 »
Quote from: "PUX"
when im having a bad day i answer the phone by saying "Hello war office want a fight" that shuts em up  :twisted:  :twisted:  :lol:


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« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2006, 20:05:04 »
Quote from: "tomcat"
( there is no sutch thing as a fast lane.)


I know, its a figure of speech.  Would solve alot of problems if people realised that any lane other than the inside one is an overtaking lane.

There are however some gravel tracks in Radnor Forest, that I would describe as very fast lanes (when on a rally :wink: )!

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