Topic: August 9th? (Read 1272 times)

Terminus · « **on:** August 10, 2006, 13:09:48 »

Here I am perusing the posts and adding my own often pointless ponderings on various topics and *splat* off go the forums.

But panic not a few minutes later they come back - only there has been a minor time warp - it's August 9th again - everything posted after that date seems to have been eaten up by the www triangle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dew1911 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:17:17 »

I made a post in the Q&C Section asking who'd broke it and it dis-appeared...

muddyweb · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:18:28 »

http://forums.mud-club.com/viewtopic.php?t=27683

;-)

Wolfie · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:19:04 »

An unfortunate result of essential maintenance, see http://forums.mud-club.com/viewtopic.php?t=27683

Cheers

Wolfie

barmiebrumie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:19:15 »

The voices done it :(scared): ,

John

Terminus · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:26:26 »

Trust Admin to come up with a sensible answer - personally I preferred my www triangle theory - it's a conspiracy I tell ya :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eeyore · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:29:27 »

Quote from: "Terminus"

Trust Admin to come up with a sensible answer - personally I preferred my www triangle theory - it's a conspiracy I tell ya :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

.....it still might be!

cheers
8)
Eeyore

dew1911 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:32:06 »

We're going back to the "Where did my topic go?" Days ain't we :lol:

Wolfie · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:37:19 »

No...

Please.

Cheers

Wolfie

muddyweb · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:40:23 »

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

dew1911 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:42:41 »

Hehehe :lol: :lol:

Basically, Servers cooling got clogged by too many nerds dropping stuff ;)

Terminus · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:43:25 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!

barmiebrumie · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:43:43 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

:(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):

NiceBlueWellies · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2006, 13:47:40 »

I can help with the clearing up - especially with a cup of tea in the other hand.

Love da biscuit. :lol:

Eeyore · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2006, 14:00:06 »

Quote from: "Terminus"

See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!

Yes sir, I can confrim, sir, that on this morning an attack was made, although the threat was soundly neutralized by our staff.

A subsequent attack was seemingly made by a uniformed individual depositing an undisclosed, suspicious package at the address in which said servers are held. As before the threat was neatralized, this time when the escape vehicle was subsequently lit up with an RPG.

cheers
8)
Eeyore

*The Club regrets any inconvienience that this has consequently caused 'Pizza-rama', especially when they were just delivering the Clubs weekly supply of '9" Thick Crust 'Classico'. We think the scorch marks should T-cut off his Gilera without too much trouble.........

sleeplessparadise · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2006, 14:06:40 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

:(biglaugh):

Skibum346 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2006, 14:07:48 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

The kind of techie speak I can understand!

the loon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2006, 19:05:58 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

well glad no ones sanity has been effected anyway

dew1911 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:37:50 »

Quote from: "muddyweb"

The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!

the loon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2006, 19:03:36 »

Quote from: "dew1911"

Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!

next thing you'll be telling us its cold outside theres no kind of atmosphere your all alone more or less.

dew1911 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2006, 19:11:40 »

PMSL I wondered if anyone would pick that up

" We have three realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "

the loon · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2006, 19:35:53 »

I was deffinatly on amber alert when the forums went down (I even changed the bulb) :shock:

Elmo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2006, 01:22:06 »

Just shows that fast networks and large herbivores mixed with confectionery is a recipe for disaster! I keep telling people, nobody listens, it's the voices.......

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