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Offline karloss

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« on: September 07, 2004, 15:45:58 »
Bit of a foolow on from a thread in jokes. What's the old woman saying?

My guess, "  excuse me, you've left your window open"
Something tells me you lot will better that.
Cheers, Karl..


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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2004, 16:58:37 »
That's not how I was told to dip the headlights!
 :?
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2004, 16:59:50 »
How about
"Quick close the fresh air vents!!"

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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2004, 17:02:20 »
OR as one of Harry Enfields characters used to say.


You didn't really want to do that!

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2004, 17:04:02 »
I don't think she is saying anything.  She looks like she's too busy throwing bread at it.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2004, 20:07:57 »
Ed don't talk about dipped headlights
i prefer the normal method
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2004, 20:23:09 »
Quote from: "Tony W"
Ed don't talk about dipped headlights


There's a story here. Come on Tony, out with it.
Cheers, Karl..


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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2004, 21:35:49 »
"I hope your not thinking of parking there young man"
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2004, 21:58:56 »
Pointy Lady :shock:  - "Ooooo, look at that Ford"
Husband  :roll: - "Ya' daft moo, it's a Proton"

I'll get me coat...............

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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2004, 22:03:20 »
Continuing the Malaysian car theme........

Man in car - 'oh, I thought the badge said 'Hyandry'............'


yeah, yeah, I'm going..........

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2004, 13:14:59 »
Nobody needs to bother trying to win the caption competition.
Those last two require a health warning and would win hands down.

Hyundry indeed :?

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