Pages: [1]   Go Down

AuthorTopic: How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?  (Read 1119 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline phil_r

  • Posts: 5
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« on: November 23, 2006, 20:38:25 »
Blue Tits can carry 5% of their own body weight.
As their average weight is 11g, each can carry 0.55 g.
The Discovery weighs 2,730 kg.

It would take 4,963,637 (4963636.364, to be precise) Blue Tits to pick up one of them.

 :lol:
Logged

Offline Boggert

  • Posts: 1408
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2006, 20:51:52 »
Aghhhh my life is now complete!  :D

I love crazy facts  :D
Logged
If want to walk it walk it, if you want to ride it ride it just leave me alone to drive it!

"Save The Cheer leader, save the world"

Offline Mudlark

  • Posts: 632
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
Re: How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 21:17:52 »
Quote from: "phil_r"
Blue Tits can carry 5% of their own body weight.
As their average weight is 11g, each can carry 0.55 g.
The Discovery weighs 2,730 kg.

It would take 4,963,637 (4963636.364, to be precise) Blue Tits to pick up one of them.

 :lol:


What about the rope?
Logged
 
Click the pic get my NEW site

1988 2.5td manual Shogun SWB

Offline dreadnought110

  • Posts: 1157
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2006, 21:25:33 »
Isn't this a bit pythonesque?? I.e coconuts swallows etc...?? 8)  8)  8)  :lol:
Logged
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. !!!

Offline Littledan

  • Posts: 3003
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2006, 22:49:10 »
what if the dicso had a winch and all the recovery gear waffle boards hi lift roll cage how many then  :wink:


sorry!

dan
Logged
[size=9]Dan[/size]

Offline bensonsnuts

  • Posts: 67
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2006, 23:40:42 »
Howabout if we feed the bluetits up a bit.........if we can get the average weight upto 16 or 17g a tit ......they should be able to lift a bit more ....wimps  :lol:
Logged
Geoff
Nissan Patrol 2003

Offline EvilEd

  • Posts: 379
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2006, 12:42:01 »
All this talk of tits on a Friday.... :D
Logged

Offline hobbit

  • Posts: 4750
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2006, 14:02:34 »
Ahhh the feathered variety, I understand now
 :)
byee :wink:
Logged
Kev

'91 stretch Discovery 200 Tdi
Hybrid for running round (got to go now)
Srs 3 Lightweight petrol (got to go)
Srs 3 Lightweight petrol, runabout

Not every problem can be solved with duct tape, and it's exactly for those situations we have WD 40

Offline Evilgoat

  • Posts: 2786
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2006, 14:39:53 »
This is almost as bad as me with the peanuts :)
Logged
I must confess the the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occured to him.

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

EX HK Police Mitsubishi Pajero 2.8TD
Audi S2 Avant 360bhp
Transit LWB 2.5di (The Shed)

Offline Lord Shagg-Pyle

  • Posts: 1519
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2006, 14:40:14 »
This seems a bit of a 'Pythonesque' post!
Logged

Offline V8MoneyPit

  • Moderator
  • ***
  • Posts: 5077
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +1/-0
  • Referrals: 0
Re: How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2006, 14:49:10 »
Quote from: "phil_r"
Blue Tits can carry 5% of their own body weight.
As their average weight is 11g, each can carry 0.55 g.
The Discovery weighs 2,730 kg.

It would take 4,963,637 (4963636.364, to be precise) Blue Tits to pick up one of them.

 :lol:


Someone *really* needs to get out more   :wink:   :lol:
Logged
Rgds
Steve

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

Land Rover build:
www.daisythediesel.com

Photos (my other passion and weakness):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/v8moneypit/

Offline Lee_D

  • Posts: 596
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +1/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2006, 16:19:20 »
Thats a Huge amount of Tits.  :shock:
Logged
Currently : ' 03 Range Rover Vogue TD6 Auto, '90 110 CSW TD
Previously : 101 Ambi Prototype, Jaguar powered IIa Auto , '83 RRC , '90 RRC , '97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd

Offline gtomo2

  • Posts: 1924
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 16:31:24 »
Yea but how are they going to hold the rope. They cant just put it under thier dorsel feathers  :wink:
Logged
Mr Graeme Thomas (tomo)
300 TDi Discovery - So i can go fording
Stop laughing put the camera down AND PASS ME THE TOW ROPE !! PLEASE

Offline V8MoneyPit

  • Moderator
  • ***
  • Posts: 5077
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +1/-0
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2006, 16:36:51 »
If there are nearly 5 million tits, they only need a piece of cotton thread each and it should do the trick........ now to go and test the tensile strength of cotton thread and multiply by 5 million........

But I am not volunteering to tie them all to the Disco  :shock:

Arggghhh! Now look what you've done to me  :lol:
Logged
Rgds
Steve

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

Land Rover build:
www.daisythediesel.com

Photos (my other passion and weakness):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/v8moneypit/

Offline hairyasswelder

  • Posts: 1351
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • It's gonna cost ya
  • Referrals: 0
Re: How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 17:02:35 »
Quote from: "phil_r"
Blue Tits can carry 5% of their own body weight.
As their average weight is 11g, each can carry 0.55 g.
The Discovery weighs 2,730 kg.

It would take 4,963,637 (4963636.364, to be precise) Blue Tits to pick up one of them.

 :lol:


Does the disco really weigh that much??
My RR classic weighs 2350 with me (100kg) my g/f (70 kg) and a small trailer I use for scrap.
Or is the scrap man shafting me?
Steve
Logged
'88 RR 3.5 efi, an on going project :o) evolving daily/slowly

Offline hairyasswelder

  • Posts: 1351
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • It's gonna cost ya
  • Referrals: 0
How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2006, 17:04:57 »
I tried to resist BUT........
One......
If he/she got the cash  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Steve  :oops:  :oops:
Logged
'88 RR 3.5 efi, an on going project :o) evolving daily/slowly

Offline Range Rover Blues

  • Moderator
  • ***
  • Posts: 15221
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +3/-0
    • South Yorkshire
  • Referrals: 0
Re: How many Blue Tits would it take to pick up a Disco?
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2006, 16:36:05 »
Quote from: "hairyasswelder"
Quote from: "phil_r"

The Discovery weighs 2,730 kg.


Does the disco really weigh that much??
My RR classic weighs 2350 with me (100kg) my g/f (70 kg) and a small trailer I use for scrap.
Or is the scrap man shafting me?
Steve


The MAX weight of a RRC is about 2510kg, the MAX of a Disco I know is higher and I think it's about 2,700kg from a previous discussion about trailers.  Thing is that's a legal maximum, anyone who ignores it is a very silly person.
Logged
Blue,  1988  Range Rover 3.5 EFi with plenty of toys bolted on
Chuggaboom, 1995 Range Rover Classic
1995 Range Rover Classic Vogue LSE with 5 big sticks of Blackpool rock under the bonnet.

Offline MudRat

  • Posts: 1853
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
tits
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2006, 16:57:59 »
Funny, It would take over 4 milion tits to lift a land rover and only one to drive a Nova!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 





SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal