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« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2006, 22:00:25 »
pics  :lol: And yes I needed help too  :oops:
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« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2006, 22:03:28 »
Quote from: "bezzabsa"
in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)


Like that.  Where'd you get it?

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« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2006, 00:10:48 »
I saw one in a caravan dealer's that read "I bet we have more holidays than you!"
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« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2006, 00:43:38 »
Mi Cuz bought the famous Hang Over from Banditman, original and the best 8)
'ear all, see all, say nawt; Eyt all, sup all pay nawt; An' if ivver tha does owt fer nawt; Allus do it fer thi sen.

     

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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2006, 23:55:47 »
"Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on" on side wind deflector n/s
Passengers travel at there own risk. inside windshield n/s
WARNING "when the anti 4x4 band wagon you supported falls on its arse dont expect me to tow you out". on rear bumper.
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2006, 08:02:01 »
I just found these, one for my other half and one for me :lol:
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2006, 21:44:09 »
Hi,
...on the same theme as driver's side............suicide I've seen on the rear mudflaps of trucks........

undertakers (nearside)and.........(offside) overtakers[/size]

and this one took me about three days of seeing it across the top of the windscreen of a truck before I finally twigged as to what it meant :?  :?


............WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

think about how it sounds in a very broad southern Irish accent :lol:  :lol:

nil illigitimus carborundum

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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2006, 23:21:18 »
A couple on the Niva,

You can go fast, I can go ANYWHERE!!

Like that one,

Best of all though,

'Attach you stranded Land Rover Here' above the Tow Hitch!!! :lol:














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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2006, 01:46:05 »
Quote from: "jiffyman"
A couple on the Niva,

You can go fast, I can go ANYWHERE!!

Like that one,

Best of all though,

'Attach you stranded Land Rover Here' above the Tow Hitch!!! :lol:


I'll get me coat...............................................................


Hmmm, optimism I think.  I have the "you can go fast" one on blue, thing is that car really shifts (next year it's having an even bigger lump :D .

My mate had a couple on his bike, on th enumber plate "how's my driving, dial 0800 eat s***" and my favourite

"Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming, crying and falling off whilst this vehicle is in motion"
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« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2006, 14:14:53 »
What about this for a sticker

Its not a jeep thing, Its the real thing!
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« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2006, 14:48:55 »
seen on the back of a very dirty van

" i wish your wife was as dirty as this van "

the obligatory "washed by stevie wonder "

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« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2006, 17:02:37 »
Quote from: "sulley"
Quote from: "bezzabsa"
in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)


Like that.  Where'd you get it?

sodbury ;)
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« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2006, 12:30:59 »
on my ser 3 i had watch that tree,mind that hump painted on the air vents
PTO upsidedown on the door and tailgate
high water line on the top off the doors
ouch on the dents
and my email down the side

on the animal i have animal on the screen
mud club on the bonnet
www.mudclub on the doors
animal on the tailgate
and got some to put on when i find them

on the disco i have mudclub on the wheel cover
love's mud and lpg and the wife
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« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2006, 13:25:39 »
One i like on tippers is  'I've got a harsh on'  (harsh make tipping gear)

and i put the sit down shut up on on the ride on lawnmower!

Looking for a nice one for the 90 when its done so will follow this thread with interest.
if you you can make it i can break it.

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« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2006, 15:39:16 »
Here are a few more:

Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends.

Just say NO to police searches and seizures.  Make them use force.

A dog isn't just for christmas, there's enough for boxing day too!

Remember - if all you have is an axe, every problem looks like hours of fun.

And of course, the one designed to drive everybody who reads it, and everyone arround them, loopy:

Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
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« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2006, 15:57:54 »
newest one ive seen scrawled in the dirt on the back of our trailers is

"well driven??? Report Stolen!!"

well i thought it was funny ....... lol
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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2006, 19:51:39 »
Ive got

"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test"

"GETAFFMABUMYABASS"

"AWAYANBILEYERHEID"
and
"AWAYYEGOYAMUGYE"

I've got a bonnet size "Randy Lover" to go on (either the trialer or the Disco, haven't decided yet)

but I really want the "I brake for horses and accelerate for ramblers" one :twisted:
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

shame its Budda!!

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« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2006, 20:55:20 »
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.

Employment tip #127: Never take a beer to a job interview.

Employment tip #128: If you do take a beer to a job interview, make sure you take enough for everyone.

Employment tip #129: And make sure it's *good* beer.
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« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2006, 21:29:23 »
have on the back of mine

                     IF MY DRIVING PI$$ES YOU OFF
                             
                                   GOOD
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« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2006, 22:16:33 »
where did you get that one from? i like it  :lol:
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« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2006, 02:29:36 »
i have "THIS IS NOT AN ABANDONED VEHICLE" on the top, middle of the windscreen

will get some photos in morning so you can understand why :lol:

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« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2006, 14:54:47 »
not a sticker but i got me self a tshirt yesterday from a shop called mad house and it says

"if size dosnt matter then why am i so popular"

and there 2 womens ones saying

"save a virgin.... do me instead"
"yes i am a virgin.....but this is a very old t-shirt"

fort they were kool :D

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« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2006, 18:02:20 »
hi TD90 if you mean mine ,i got it from the land rover show at malvern  :D



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« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2006, 18:10:31 »
I have seen some fairly abstract ones, which appeal to my strange warped sense of humour.

1) Don't make me get my flying monkeys.

2) I poke badgers with spoons.

3) Bad Cop! No doughnut!

4) I throw peanuts at old ladies.


I saw one on the back of a 110 the other day; "Sniff my Diff!"

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« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2006, 18:10:33 »
I've got this one on the winch bumper :D . The letter that "I"s missing has been removed via computer :lol:
 :-k  strangley enough the wife won't drive it to work :shock:  :D  I can't think why :lol:
Don't worry, all you ladys out there I have seen the male version on the back of a 90 "my other toy has b@lls" :wink:  :D
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« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2006, 18:58:57 »
quality!
making me giggle here! lol
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« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2007, 21:48:09 »
today ive seen on the back of a LGV

"please overtake , driver on overtime"


different  :P

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« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2007, 21:52:46 »
"IF YOU THINK THIS 4X4 IS DIRTY, THEN SPEND A WEEKEND WITH THE DRIVER"

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« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2007, 21:57:00 »
I remember seeing a tractor unit and trailer with something on the side then written at the bottom it said "this isn't an advert it's a trailer" :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2007, 22:14:34 »
My first car a 'Rustin Metro' Had the sticker

MAX FEAR
NO POWER

Then my NOXall OVA
Had NOVA FEAR sticker on the back of it!

Unfortunatley no funny stickers on Landy except tax disc holder

PASSENGERS TRAVEL AT OWN RISK
Timi 8)
Newer red and grey disco to save confusion,

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Safari Snorkel
Qt Diff Gauards
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