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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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« on: December 22, 2006, 11:43:57 »
We saw the first one yesterday :x

He was brought in an Ambulance, but accompanied by 3 Police Officers in it as well!
He was a totally charmless individual who even had his legs bound together! (he'd already been kicking out whilst resisting arrest)

Pity he was strapped to the trolley, or they could have tried SkiBums 'Black Dog' tactic on him :evil:

He was certainly not in the best of moods by the abuse he gave everyone within sight of him when he arrived.

How he avoided a truncheoning was surprising, as he'd apparantly been giving the Officers grief over the death (& subsequent killers trial) of Sharon Beshonivsky before being arrested
Personally, I don't think anyone would have seen it happen to him.

I think the evening Consultant  discharged him back to the cells.


Roll on tonight....... won't it be fun :lol:
A large majority will have finished work at 12-noon & had parties/gone into the city-centre pubs, etc......
So.......... by about 17:00(ish) we will probably start to get the first of the drunks/food-poisoned/fighters/drink-drivers & all their subsequent victims

Hey-ho!
Will my nose be the same by the time I get home? :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2006, 12:25:15 »
good luck sounds like you will need it. ever thought of sawing a metel bar in the sleve of you jacket that way when you put your arm up to defend yourself the other person gets a broken hand :wink:
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 12:39:17 »
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good luck sounds like you will need it. ever thought of sawing a metel bar in the sleve of you jacket that way when you put your arm up to defend yourself the other person gets a broken hand :wink:


I could have done with one up my nose last year when that scrote kindly broke it for me :wink:

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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 12:55:28 »
QA looked in full swing last night, 4 Amubulances in/out on blues and twos in about 5 minutes. Lights all over Portsmouth.
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 13:58:58 »
been at work this morning , and have heard siren all morning..
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2006, 15:33:38 »
I'm back tommrrow... I guess it will be a busy day, evenmore so if the fog stays put!
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2006, 15:53:51 »
We've been out twice today,w hen will people learn, slow down in the fog,,,
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 16:04:18 »
When we are digging them out the back of a Tractor...Some people just will never get it.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2006, 18:50:10 »
At the risk of sounding like a cynical old tw*t, I dare say there will be many more.
On the other side of the coin, at least they are keeping us in work, bless em!
To all those of the Blue Light Services and the Boys and Girls in other uniforms doing the behest of this wonderful Government and serving the Public, I would like to say...........

THANK YOU!
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2006, 17:33:43 »
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At the risk of sounding like a cynical old tw*t, I dare say there will be many more.
On the other side of the coin, at least they are keeping us in work, bless em!
To all those of the Blue Light Services and the Boys and Girls in other uniforms doing the behest of this wonderful Government and serving the Public, I would like to say...........

THANK YOU!


I'll second that Lord Shagg-Pyle!   :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2006, 18:54:06 »
Don`t think we have anything in East sussex with blue lights.
I haven`t seen a copper for yonks, my rear plate on my Navara has been totally obscured by mud for a month now.........Nice to be like that really.
Can`t remember the last time I heard sirens :D

Maybe I need to get out more :?
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2006, 19:04:33 »
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Don`t think we have anything in East sussex with blue lights.
I haven`t seen a copper for yonks, my rear plate on my Navara has been totally obscured by mud for a month now.........Nice to be like that really.
Can`t remember the last time I heard sirens :D

Maybe I need to get out more :?


And where do you live LOL  :wink:
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2006, 19:12:48 »
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Don`t think we have anything in East sussex with blue lights.
I haven`t seen a copper for yonks, my rear plate on my Navara has been totally obscured by mud for a month now.........Nice to be like that really.
Can`t remember the last time I heard sirens :D

Maybe I need to get out more :?


And where do you live LOL  :wink:


In a small village, but I do commute 34 miles each day to work, some of it is even on an A road :shock:  :wink:
Just don`t see any services at all, not even at this time of the year.
Last time I saw a police vehicle was 4 Police bikes and their riders about 5 weeks ago at my local bike cafe, I was chatting to them about all the fatalaties in East Sussex this year, both by bike and by car.
We have had a record year for fatalities in this county, compared to recent years.....It is nice to live in a county with no motorway and little dual carriageway and to be in the sticks :D
I dislike towns etc. they seem to attract lot`s of humans for some unearthly reason. And as I am not overly fond of people in recent years, it seems to suit me well. :wink:
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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2006, 19:14:03 »
East Sussex does have them! Check out St Leonards or Eastbourne (the dead shall rise and live in Eastbourne) on a Friday & Saturday nights!  The ammount of times i got called out to fix the pc's in the custody suites cos some scroat managed to get behind the desk!
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2006, 19:17:55 »
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East Sussex does have them! Check out St Leonards or Eastbourne (the dead shall rise and live in Eastbourne) on a Friday & Saturday nights!  The ammount of times i got called out to fix the pc's in the custody suites cos some scroat managed to get behind the desk!


I think the dead already live in Eastbourne,  I went there once, made me feel very young :D
You mention towns, don`t do towns, my analyst says I should not be around large concentrations of humans, they would be in danger!
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2006, 20:30:02 »
Richard, Just to say thankyou for your patience and dedication, I wouldn't do your job for a gold pig at this time of the year, but I'm glad that some of you do for the genuine accidents and emergencys.

Happy Christmas mate.

Mark.
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2006, 22:13:51 »
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Richard, Just to say thankyou for your patience and dedication, I wouldn't do your job for a gold pig at this time of the year, but I'm glad that some of you do for the genuine accidents and emergencys.

Thanks Mark

I want out though

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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2006, 00:36:08 »
As well as slowing down in the fog...it might help if people had a bit more sense with lights.

You either get those who have fog lights on in town so you get dazzled or those driving round with no lights on at all  :shock: and then they wonder why they get hit!
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2006, 13:23:55 »
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As well as slowing down in the fog...it might help if people had a bit more sense with lights.

You either get those who have fog lights on in town so you get dazzled or those driving round with no lights on at all  :shock: and then they wonder why they get hit!

What if you don't have any fog lights and stick to the outer roads?  :P
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2006, 14:42:20 »
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As well as slowing down in the fog...it might help if people had a bit more sense with lights.

You either get those who have fog lights on in town so you get dazzled or those driving round with no lights on at all  :shock: and then they wonder why they get hit!

What if you don't have any fog lights and stick to the outer roads?  :P

Put your headlights on...none of my cars have front foglights...some people dont even have the sense to put headlights on though!
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