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Offline woody

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The Wifes Left Me
« on: January 11, 2007, 14:00:08 »
a cheque came this morning, while i was at work
the cheque is for a large amount instead of being payable to Mr d a wood
its payable to d a wood
we both have the same initials lol
so she phoned me up to tell me that she's leaving (with cheque)
what should i do

























keep the disco and do more offroading
or trade it in and get a defender and fit loads of off road kit 8)
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 14:08:15 »
I f it was meant for you, call the issuer and get it stopped now.

Then do more offroading and get more toys with the new cheque.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 14:08:22 »
Have a beer and a ponder  :lol:
Then party on.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 14:13:51 »
Sell the house and move quick.
She may change her mind and come back :wink:  :wink:
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Re: The Wifes Left Me
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 14:39:50 »
Quote from: "woody"
we both have the same initials


That's interesting, so does my wife and I. Both S J Nash. Anyone else? Maybe a new thread there!
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 15:04:25 »
I would trade it in and buy a defender wi loads of off road kit then hide before the new grand child comes :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 15:18:03 »
Buy a new 2007 Defender!

The power bulge is the new flat bonnet, like the Duratorq is the new Td5!    :)
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2007, 16:10:51 »
Sorry mate, You didn't say you wanted the cheque made out to MRS D A Wood,

Never mind, if she doesn't fall for it this time we can try again.
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2007, 16:21:18 »
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Buy a new 2007 Defender!

The power bulge is the new flat bonnet, like the Duratorq is the new Td5!    :)


.....and 'late to production' is the new 'on time'  :lol:  :lol:

cheers
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2007, 16:41:14 »
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.....and 'late to production' is the new 'on time'  :lol:  :lol:

cheers
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All good things...  :wink: :D
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2007, 17:34:16 »
At least you got notice - unlike this poor [!Expletive Deleted!]:

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=74476&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Evil way to get revenge though. :twisted:

I'd vote for loads of offroad kit on a Defender.
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2007, 17:48:53 »
that's ferkin quality mate ^^^^
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 23:47:56 »
Weird!
 Why did no one come up with a gas leak and a match?

 Pete
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