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« on: February 21, 2007, 17:39:18 »
2 people in the back of a disco 3/4 of an hour to do??????
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 17:42:18 »
Extract themselves via the Alpine windows?

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 17:56:02 »
hard boil 12.8 eggs ?
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 17:59:42 »
Find the door handles in the dark?


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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 18:01:00 »
think SIMPLE
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 18:04:41 »
the first thing that came into my head was dirty :(
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 18:06:10 »
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the first thing that came into my head was dirty :(

go and stand in the naughty corner!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 18:10:11 »
minuite / minuite and a half max for me. :D  :D  :D

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 18:18:50 »
(from the naughty corner) did it involve oil?... (goes back to the naughty corner)
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 18:21:32 »
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(from the naughty corner) did it involve oil?... (goes back to the naughty corner)

no
10 more minutes and i'll post answer
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 18:23:28 »
Clean it after my girlfriends daughter has been in there with sweets etc??? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2007, 18:23:45 »
removeing the spare? :P
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2007, 18:27:36 »
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Change a Bloomin Brake light Bulb  :evil:
why do they fit those stupid brackets right by the fittings for the rear light!!!!!!!! :evil:
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2007, 18:53:50 »
I ended up taking the whole lamp out of mine once to do exactly the same thing! Drove me MAD!

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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2007, 18:58:18 »
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I ended up taking the whole lamp out of mine once to do exactly the same thing! Drove me MAD!

thats what we eneded up doing - but there was a seat bracket right by the wing nut for the top bracket that holds the lens on!
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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2007, 19:30:06 »
Car designers go to a special school where they learn to make routine maintenance tasks as difficult as possible.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2007, 22:28:04 »
AAAAH HAAA  ---    welcome to the clan of the bruised n cut fists disco owners club :lol:  :lol:   Some how its not one of those jobs that gets much easier either, But its so much easier to remove the whole cluster and bulbs secondly.   Would also be easier if my arms had a few extra bendy bits in um :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2007, 23:01:35 »
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Car designers go to a special school where they learn to make routine maintenance tasks as difficult as possible.


The French are pioneers in that particular disciplince.

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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2007, 07:47:24 »
i thought you was going to say take out the load cover :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2007, 13:57:55 »
When I worked at Ford they used to take cars apart in the workshops, design special tools and write the technical manuals from first hand experience.  If it was too difficult then things got rediesigned.  It's a practice that seems to have been abandoned by many manufacturers :?
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