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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2004, 19:34:40 »
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall  :shock:

Well sumes it up err well  :?



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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2004, 19:52:16 »
I liked:
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.


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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2004, 20:27:38 »
thank god I don't teach english  :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2004, 21:22:07 »
The youth of today :roll:
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2004, 21:41:18 »
Don't you mean "YUFF"? :twisted:
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2004, 22:05:27 »
I like the Australian metaphors;

"I'm As Full As A Fat Sheilas Dress" - I'm stuffed & couldn't eat another thing

"I'm Up To My Arse In Crocodiles" - I'm in deep trouble

"My Throats As Dry As A Dead Dingos Dong" - I'm very thirsty

"Seeing A Brown Friend Off To The Sea" - Having a 'number 2'

"Choking A Darky" - As 'Brown Friend'

So colourful those 'Diggers'  :lol:  :roll:
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2004, 22:44:43 »
I'd heard seeing the Brown family of to their holidays at the coast.

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