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Offline Steven

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« on: July 05, 2007, 21:30:36 »
Hi everyone,

I was just wondering if you had any good funny, don't take it wrong, but slightly insulting stcikers/phrases if you know what I mean, like the "Attach Jap... Here > " for these boy racers.

If this is not appropriate for some reason please remove, I was just wondering thats all.  :)

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 21:53:28 »
I had 1 made up for my mates Escort van years ago  :roll: If this van is rocking please don't come knocking :lol:
I don't suffer insaity ! I enjoy it !!!

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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 22:09:31 »
My mates old Land cruiser had one which read:
LANDCRUISER.... cos i don't have time to fix a land rover!

Saying that silly fool went a bought a freelander?

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 22:12:29 »
mine is (don't follow me you won't make it) not too flash :D
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 22:27:23 »
I made one for someone's Imprezza ....... it said "If you can read this you're faster than I thought!"
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 23:03:36 »
try custom vinal i cant rember the link, visit www.landyrally.com then look top right and click there
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 23:41:18 »
Quote from: "kizz81"
try custom vinal i cant rember the link, visit www.landyrally.com then look top right and click there


Oh they are good, been using them for years!

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 23:48:23 »
Of course there is also the range available from the Mud Club shop or, if what you are after isn't available from stock Muddyweb Ltd will make anything you want to order

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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2007, 00:15:33 »
i have a sticker on the back of mine,it says

why suzuki,,,i dont have time to fix a landy

 :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2007, 01:29:06 »
see on a hilux surf the other day "i know the 'its a Jeep' thing .... thats why i drive a TOYOTA" made me giggle as i saw it in the rear view mirror on my mums Nova and it was on the bumper   :shock:

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2007, 08:13:50 »
i have "its not a f*****g jeep" on the back of my 110 in big black letters!
Its only kinky the first time

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2007, 12:20:19 »
Quote from: "spinkster"
i have "its not a f*****g jeep" on the back of my 110 in big black letters!


haha i like that 1 :D
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2007, 15:12:09 »
I have a picture of a pig with a ring through his nose poking his bum in the air. The caption below says, "If you don't like my driving sniff my ring" :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2007, 15:40:50 »
Ive got the following

If you've got the nut's follow my rut's

No hill to steep no ditch to deep

If you can read this turn me over

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2007, 15:55:30 »
Have:

'Its not fast, its not furious, its just fun' Might ammend it to read 'its a Suzuki'

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'Use only 4xAA(UM3) batteries'
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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2007, 20:56:50 »
got the usual club ones on  i did have  a geoges cross with "if this flags offends you consider moving to another country"  till someone releived me of it in tescos last week...

a friend of mine has "landrover recovery agent"  he too has a surf - woodzie you out there?!?!?!?

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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2007, 21:10:35 »
These go down quite well if you want to upset certain 4pot Wrangler owners....
http://www.rockznrutz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2993
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Jeep drivers don't eat quiche

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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2007, 21:59:47 »
you are following a JEEP, F*#@ing deal with it
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2007, 22:12:19 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  8)  8)  8)  8)

Exceedingly funny...love it :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2007, 07:44:24 »
I saw one in the back of a car once saying

Unless your a haemoroid get off my a**e

Was quiet good I thought. Tickled me anyway!!!
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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2007, 14:10:15 »
I've always liked: "You are my crumple zone!"  :twisted:

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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2007, 19:03:13 »
"Are you having phone sex or do you always drive like a ****?"

Thats across my rear bumper now, along with

"TURBO VEGGIE INJECTION"
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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2007, 19:21:32 »
amongst the stickers I have, these stand out the most



as well as

"you can go fast, I can go anywhere" in the back window

and

"get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on tight"  on the passenger door
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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2007, 19:39:46 »
Mine  --->
Confucius say ;  Always let diesel man go first in water.

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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2007, 19:56:39 »
I used to have this one in the Discovery..


click on image to enlarge


It doesn't seem to have the same relevance nowadays, perhaps if it was re-jigged to feature 'The Stig'??
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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2007, 20:49:45 »
i have this on the back of my 90 :wink:
Paul :twisted:

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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2007, 20:59:05 »
Quote from: "marsie"
i have this on the back of my 90 :wink:
Paul :twisted:


A phrase that many a man utters.....



Can I ask about your steering wheel though please? (via PM, or a new topic in the 'Defender' forum)
It looks just what I want, tell me more
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« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2007, 22:46:17 »
I have lots, including

Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test

if you can read this, turn me over

don't follow me, you won't make it

and lots more, but I am waiting on the next one arriving which reads (this will go along the roof line above the windscreen)

"If its got t!ts or an engine, its gonna give ya trouble!"
I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

shame its Budda!!

 






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