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« on: August 05, 2007, 10:45:36 »
We have a green lane down one side of some of our land. Half way up a foot path cuts the corner of our field. I'm sat at the top of the hill over looking all this. Hear a load of bikes (about 7) Nowt wrong there. Next thing i see one of the morons has ridden his bike through the fence stile mashing it to bits and is trying to set off up the path. Que red mist and monumental  argument. He's now done one but the police have been called and i have his number plate. Currently i am shaking i'm that wound up! Grr
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 10:50:50 »
I hate people like that

If you have the number plate, at least the police can then do something.
Hopefully he will have to foot the but and if we are lucky they will crush his bike :evil:
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2007, 11:04:43 »
Tell me about it. Oh how i wish i could use bad words!
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2007, 11:37:13 »
Right, plod have just left. Apparently this idiot can be tracked by the devastation he is leaving behind him. There have been a number of other calls to the cops already this morning. They tell me they will be off to the registred address this aft to have strong words about criminal damage. Finaly the police doing something worthwhile. Now all i have to do is put the fence back to keep the sheep in. And it started out such a calm day!
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 17:50:06 »
That's not the one down in Dob Park is it??

Keep us informed on their penance, if you're kept up to speed yourself
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 19:25:51 »
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Right, plod have just left. Apparently this idiot can be tracked by the devastation he is leaving behind him. There have been a number of other calls to the cops already this morning. They tell me they will be off to the registred address this aft to have strong words about criminal damage. Finaly the police doing something worthwhile. Now all i have to do is put the fence back to keep the sheep in. And it started out such a calm day!


Just strong words? Blimey, I'd have nicked the bloke! If he has deliberatly trashed a fence, then he would be in for a little chat behind bars! :roll:
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2007, 19:49:05 »
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Right, plod have just left. Apparently this idiot can be tracked by the devastation he is leaving behind him. There have been a number of other calls to the cops already this morning. They tell me they will be off to the registred address this aft to have strong words about criminal damage. Finaly the police doing something worthwhile. Now all i have to do is put the fence back to keep the sheep in. And it started out such a calm day!


Just strong words? Blimey, I'd have nicked the bloke! If he has deliberatly trashed a fence, then he would be in for a little chat behind bars! :roll:


Me too... Its Criminal damage, and should be crimed that way.
Keep pushing it until something gets done... Idiots like these give us all a bad name.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2007, 20:04:28 »
Hopefully the bike is registered to the muppet not the previous owner :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 20:43:31 »
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Right, plod have just left. Apparently this idiot can be tracked by the devastation he is leaving behind him. There have been a number of other calls to the cops already this morning. They tell me they will be off to the registred address this aft to have strong words about criminal damage. Finaly the police doing something worthwhile. Now all i have to do is put the fence back to keep the sheep in. And it started out such a calm day!


Just strong words? Blimey, I'd have nicked the bloke! If he has deliberatly trashed a fence, then he would be in for a little chat behind bars! :roll:


Me too... Its Criminal damage, and should be crimed that way.
Keep pushing it until something gets done... Idiots like these give us all a bad name.

Me officer,,,,no not me, my bike is in the shed, would you like to see it?

Oh look, it must have been stolen last night.

When you find it let me know and I will collect it.

To be honest what you feel like doing (and I know Boggart and LSP could not recommend or condone this and neither am I) is tipped the bike on its side and removed the fuel cap and oops I have dropped the match I was lighting my ciggy with.
Step back and I will call the fire brigade.
Oh look your trouser leg is on fire, I will throw you in the pond to put you out.
Sorry about your bike  :^o  :^o  :^o
Write down you name and address and I will have the bike delivered to you when the yellow tops have cooled it down, along with the bill for mending the fence. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

I am not a violent person but sometimes things just make you want to spit.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2007, 21:22:28 »
One must attempt to remember that one is an english gentleman and as such there are constraints upon ones behaviour, one must remain calm even in the face of adversity. For instance it would have been wrong to threaten the offender with having to need surgery to remove bits of his motorcycle from his body cavity.
Still it's done now would be shocked to hear more back from the police.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2007, 21:28:42 »
Shame you weren't out rabbiting with a shotgun at the time! ...that's what country gents do  :twisted:
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2007, 21:53:16 »
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Shame you weren't out rabbiting with a shotgun at the time! ...that's what country gents do  :twisted:

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