Jail Like It Should Be!

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I got sent this e-mail today...

Update on Joe Arpaio

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

HE  IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA  COUNTY  SHERIFF  
AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff  Joe Arpaio

(In Arizona )  who created the " Tent City Jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.  

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut  off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city  projects.

Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For   Discrimination.

He  took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that   Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.

When  asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna  Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs.

He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

When  the inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton. If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back."

He  bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

When  asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied  that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.


More On The Arizona Sheriff:

With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports: About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.  

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week  Before.

Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.

"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace," Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. "It's Inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120  Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"

Way To Go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.  

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.  

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County , Arizona ...

And I thought well done!! About time and a shame no-one has the balls to do it here...

And his website is good too..check out the deadbeat parents.... :lol:

http://www.mcso.org/index.php?a=GetModule&mn=Sheriff_Bio

[Range Rover Blues]

They don't have a problem with prison overcrowding in Texas, if you shoot a burglar (or is that burglarisator in american :? ) the state PAYS YOU.

Neat :)

[Keri]

They don't have a problem with prison overcrowding in Texas, if you shoot a burglar (or is that burglarisator in american :? ) the state PAYS YOU.

Neat :)

Really  :shock:

[Evilgoat]

They don't have a problem with prison overcrowding in Texas, if you shoot a burglar (or is that burglarisator in american :? ) the state PAYS YOU.

Neat :)

Really  :shock:

US and Canada's definition of reasonable force changes the moment you are trespassing.

That said. Alberta was the center of a murder epidemic a few years ago, the murder rates went up 30% in one year

4 people murdered instead of 3

[Keri]

Mmmmm Canada my dream 8)

[Evilgoat]

Mmmmm Canada my dream 8)

Lived there for almost 4 years.

[Keri]

Mmmmm Canada my dream 8)

Lived there for almost 4 years.

Been there twice on tours across it to different places, if only i loved it there, i loved the people, the scenary everything. I mean i hate citys in this country yet over there i seemed more comfortable even thought there bigger. I can't remember all the places i visited there to many. But my fav by far was jasper. My dogs called jasper after jasper in CA. Beautiful country.

[Guardian.]

there would be no need for a jail if i could run this place for a while, just a big factory making long black bags, and a few acres of wasteland, oh and a digger.