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Offline DEANO3528

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Message of the Day??
« on: January 02, 2005, 10:52:10 »
This is the message of the day:

"If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?"


Surely a 7-11 is open from 7 until 11.
If it was open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week it would be a 24-7?

Or a Tesco Extra perhaps?














Maybe I'm reading a little too far into this!
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2005, 10:59:23 »
Maybe you are  :?
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Offline davidlandy

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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2005, 18:23:01 »
why do they also have burgler alarms ?
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Re: Message of the Day??
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2005, 20:35:21 »
Quote from: "DEANO3528"
This is the message of the day:

"If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?"


There's a transport cafe at the south - east side of Wakefield called the Redbeck that really doesn't have locks on the doors!
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2005, 20:38:27 »
probably cos no1 in the surrounding area is stupid enough 2 rob the place,or its outside the police head quarters & is constantly invaded with policemen when on duty  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: mmmmmmm doughnuts
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2005, 20:54:14 »
even tesco extra will shut during the xmas period hence locks  :wink:

 






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