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« on: September 15, 2007, 07:17:23 »
Swmbo has asked to be taught how to drive! :shock:  :?
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2007, 08:05:41 »
Reccomend a good instructor and buy her a small car  :wink:
Otherwise you WILL go hungry, and lonely (if you know what I mean) :roll:

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 08:11:34 »
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Swmbo has asked to be taught how to drive! :shock:  :?


Classic reply..."you already drive me round the bend" :shock:

Good luck  :lol:
Did everyone see that?  Because I will NOT be doing it again!

 

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 08:28:06 »
Quote from: "hairyasswelder"
Reccomend a good instructor and buy her a small car  :wink:
Otherwise you WILL go hungry, and lonely (if you know what I mean) :roll:

Steve


About the same as when you guys get a 4x4 then  :roll:

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2007, 12:52:29 »
Whatever you do, don't get in the car with her until she has her full license, and even then, try keeping your hints to a minimum.

I think the only reason we didn't get a divorce when Kate was learning was that, since I am a professional driver, she could not rebute me, but by Jove, did we argue.
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 14:57:29 »
Sarah has had her licence for 16 years.... and I still get scared when I'm in the passenger seat  :shock:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2007, 15:02:44 »
Loved ones don't take it well when you criticise their driving.  I once got an earfull for telling Abby she was about to drive through a red light (which she would have done, if I hadn't said anything).  I wasn't really expecting thanks, but abuse seemed a bit OTT.
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 16:33:17 »
Hehe, Ste has tried to teach me to drive several times, and EVERYTIME I've ended up crying :( lol Just get her some lessons, it'll save a lot of arguements!
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 17:56:21 »
Hi,

i would recommend lessons - i can still remember the time that i walked off one way and himself stormed off the other way with the car in the middle of the road with both driver & passenger doors open and the engine running (in the middle of St Anns for those who know nottingham) - i am amazed that it did not disappear!

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 18:26:33 »
Quote from: "discomummy"
Hi,

i would recommend lessons - i can still remember the time that i walked off one way and himself stormed off the other way with the car in the middle of the road with both driver & passenger doors open and the engine running (in the middle of St Anns for those who know nottingham) - i am amazed that it did not disappear!

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