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« on: September 22, 2007, 23:14:51 »
Ok, instead of laning, I will be cleaning the 90 tomorrow...

The comp is... guess why (no, I'm not gay)
The correct answer wins a big GOT MUD? decal, as my website...
The funniest answer will also win a prize.....

Im the judge, my decision is final......
Yes winners WILL actually get said prizes, cuz i'm a nice kinda guy!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 23:16:44 »
are you sure your not gay  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 23:19:16 »
Either, you have an obsessive compulsive disorder, or your 90 is so dirty you cant see out the windows.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 23:21:49 »
Quote from: "jon boy"
are you sure your not gay  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2007, 23:27:46 »
You are having a liason with a lady tomorrow evening? :shock:  :D
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2007, 23:31:18 »
It's being used as wedding transport?
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2007, 23:31:40 »
Have you sold it at last?
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2007, 23:36:27 »
you (like me) have had a visit from the boys in blue after repeated complaints from your neighbours about the amount of crud your leaving in the street....................or your gay
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2007, 23:39:15 »
Are we having a gay moment here?
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2007, 23:39:55 »
Ok, so far, i'm a gay, ocd suffering chaeffur, car selling bad neighbour, who has a date with a lady..............and also a bit gay :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2007, 23:42:07 »
but are any of us close??


is the MOT due on monday and your cleaning it to keep the tester happy and not covered in mud
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2007, 23:43:18 »
The best bit is.......
















no, you can wait....more please...
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2007, 23:43:19 »
even the dogs refusing to get in it??
People are queing up to use it as a landfill site?

Got a glossy photo shoot?

Fed up with all the poo falling on you when you get under it to do some work :roll:

It's going for an MOT?

.... :-k
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 00:02:07 »
Because you'v been laning today instead
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 00:11:41 »
The potatoes planted have been harvested and so it's time to change the soil?

Ok so it might be very muddy!  :?
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2007, 00:20:45 »
You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2007, 00:33:11 »
because you want a pic on the front of max power :lol: )or one of the other mags.
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2007, 00:49:40 »
Quote from: "Lee_D"
You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:


haha your worried now :lol:



i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2007, 00:50:17 »
Some one asked what colour your 90 was and it's been that long you've forgotten yourself..........
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2007, 01:00:45 »
is there someone important going to see you at home or at work.

your misses is fed up with it,

your jeans will get dirty.

why am i playing iv got a sticker. more will be appreciated :lol:

its sosegues new job 8)

you need to show you have a little responsablitly (god knows why)

do you want to do mine while your at it?  :lol:

its your second photo shoot :P

you need the mud for some reason :?

your drive is just dirty

do we win anything for the most answers :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2007, 01:04:32 »
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You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:


haha your worried now :lol:



i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:


i mean about greeni not the pub 8)

[!Expletive Deleted!] iv lost the comp now :lol:
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2007, 01:46:44 »
You're the only bonnet buffer in the village


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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2007, 01:54:15 »
hay now i can get angry :lol:  8)
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2007, 03:46:45 »
Your most recent passanger wiped their feet... after getting out of your 90...?

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« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2007, 08:51:21 »
Well so far there has been a correct answer, I wont say who yet,
i'll wait until I have photographic evidence......
We need funny answers now......
Oh yeah, can I just make a couple of points....
I have NOTHING against gay men...I once went on holiday with one !!!
I HATE football...it's played by ear-ring wearing, hair product using pretty boys !
I will be the one taking a LADY to the pub meet, not other men 8)

I would say i'm NOT gay, ALTHOUGH...
I have been known to WOLF WHISTLE at MEN in CONVERTIBLES, new style BUGS and AUDI TT's....but I think that's in a URINE EXTRACTING context !!!!
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« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2007, 08:53:46 »
you got yourself out of doing the dishes.

you mother in law is coming and YOU dont want to be in.

Daz

you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...
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« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2007, 08:57:14 »
Quote from: "Daz800"

you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...


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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2007, 08:58:42 »
Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2007, 09:00:10 »
Quote from: "zacspeed"
Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:


Had one already!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2007, 09:00:42 »
Ok, Perhaps you vehicle is over weight due to excess mud??

You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?

DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!

Or the simple one... Its very dirty!
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