With all these Carbon offsetting companies popping up at the moment, planting a tree in exchange for your hard earned cash, I was thinking. Carbon offsets are supposed to allow you to carry on flying all around the world with a clear conscience, so.....
Having just finished a curry pie for lunch... do you think I could sell calorie offsets? For every high calorie thing you eat, you pay me something so that I can plant a low calorie vegatable? Calorie offsets.... you can eat anything you like with a clear conscience!
Do you think people would go for that? :lol:
