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LSPYou really arent on the same planet earth as the rest of us are you? :lol: Aparently you missed one in Denmead last weekend... or maybe thats why you've been so quiet for the last week :)
I'm now in the Flatlands and tis less than 24hrs till the hour of judgement! I have taken forth of copious amounts of Admirals Reserve and many duck noises have been heard to issue forth from the Lordly undergarments!Let battle commence! :P
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"I'm now in the Flatlands and tis less than 24hrs till the hour of judgement! I have taken forth of copious amounts of Admirals Reserve and many duck noises have been heard to issue forth from the Lordly undergarments!Let battle commence! :PA warning to others - don't read the above statement with a mouthful of tea.............I did, and in trying not to laugh, caused said tea to exit from my nose :oops: - most uncomfortable :shock:
I hath returned from the Fest! Much fine ale was quaffed, including such greats as Old Stoat Wobbler, Where's the Cat? and Oh God, I've Just Papped Myself! (only joking on the last one)My brain is now furry, my tongue needs a shave and there is a strange smell following me wherever I go. I'm not sure if that is a result of the Ale or the Kentucky Fried Cat that I ate and promptly regurgitated into the River Wensum!When under the influence of Beer Fest activities, many strange things happen and much knowledge is found, namely Don't stand around in the car park of Norwich rail station after 11.00pm as it would appear to be a 'cruising area' and not for drivers of blinged up Saxo's or Massey Fergusons, if you get my drift! Mind you, having a shirt with 'Get It Here' written on it may not have helped matters!So, in summary, I will be getting tickets for the 2008 Fest. Why? Because a Beer Fest seems to be the only place these days where you can go and have a good drink and not have some neanderthal reject try to hit you for looking at his troglodyte 'bird'!Folks, look for a Fest near you! We are not all beardy weirdies, and ale is good for you. Liquid Bread!
And why didn't you drop by to say hello??? I shall take the snub personally :lol: Of course, some of us have had to work and not get home till after 8pm. Then the biggest challenge is needing to persuade SWMBO to drive me to the bright lights (Norwich!), sit around for a few hours, and drive me back again :lol: