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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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« on: October 24, 2007, 22:49:01 »
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 23:54:54 »
Cheered me up, that did  :lol:

When we were kids and Dave Allen came on the Telly we knew it was time for bed so tried to be really quiet so that we weren't sent out! He used to SWEAR!!!..........oh how times have changed  :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 10:26:45 »
Oh BBBBBBB I've just blown my speakers somehow?? so I couldn't hear it.

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

When the second hand is at the three, thats a quarter. At the 6 its a half etc

Sooooo funny
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 10:41:50 »
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My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:


You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand'

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time


However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 11:18:11 »
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However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 11:24:59 »
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Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!


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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 11:33:57 »
Dave Allen is brill!

BEst line of all however, given where he came from and a lesson to us all...

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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 11:39:10 »
The thing that still gets to me is that we never got to see Dave Allen as a Bishop, or indeed the Pope, in an episode of 'Father Ted'

Can you imagine him in that house??, fighting with Jack over the last bottle of Whisky?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 12:37:43 »
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
Quote from: "crazymac"

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:


You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand'

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time



However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I assume thats the one as I can't listen to it :evil:  due to blown speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 01:37:42 »
I could spend all night watching Dave Allen on U-tube

I likes  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JYwwLeLGV2Y
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2007, 10:10:31 »
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I could spend all night watching Dave Allen on U-tube

I likes  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JYwwLeLGV2Y


I like the Funeral 'race' (linked at side of the 'guards')
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2007, 22:29:55 »
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
The thing that still gets to me is that we never got to see Dave Allen as a Bishop, or indeed the Pope, in an episode of 'Father Ted'

Can you imagine him in that house??, fighting with Jack over the last bottle of Whisky?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


That is a thought that has made me laugh 8)  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 09:04:37 »
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