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« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2007, 12:05:55 »
My ex Mrs and her friend rode horse through the drive in once :shock:

I believe the horses where very nervous  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2007, 16:15:38 »
I reversed a Left hand drive Tomb Raider Defender through one once so I was on the right side for the window, that confused the spotty cashier!
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« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2007, 18:28:52 »
did a simular thing myself today!

I went to fill up at the forecourt today and all the pumps where the pump is on the drivers side were full so I reversed from behind the car in front of me and turned to move over to the n/s side pumps. Well I decided that as I needed to stretch over the pump pipe I'd get really close to the pump......and I got too close. Long story short, if you tap a petrol pump with a light guard it'll shift the whole pump over about 1/2 foot and the fiberglass fronts will spring off. It was almost comical to see the pump just fall apart  :lol:

Everyone stopped and looked at me, these school kids were going 'drive off drive off'  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2007, 20:34:27 »
thats wicked  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2007, 12:10:33 »
:lol:
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« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2007, 17:41:17 »
I got hit from behind in one and the bloke said he never saw me .I was driving a big white tranny van.
And he never said sorry ,but it did break his number plate in half.
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« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2007, 18:31:01 »
quality matty!  shame there was no pics!!
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« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2007, 20:44:13 »
Quality, Nice one matty :D
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« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2007, 21:28:04 »
Well done matey! Most amusing, although I have to say that you wouldn't get me near one of those places! Yuk! Quarterpounder lip and sphincter burger with extra solidified chemical cheese? No thank you Ronald! Shove it up your 'gold star'!
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« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2007, 23:24:20 »
Quote from: "mud-club-matty"
was in a massey 6290


which looks like:



..this is the closest i could find on youtube...

we once did the world famous "invisible drunken car" through... the manager was less than impressed.. but the tasty bird who was working there at the time thought it was brilliant! \/\/inner! :lol:

Matty, you are a star (which means you are now qualified to mop slops around the urinal)  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2007, 20:59:34 »
i will post a pic of the tractor when im home im at college till friday nite so u will have to wait  :D
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« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2007, 02:17:30 »
I am Barred from a KFC  :?  a lorry would not move, so I drove out though there flower bed.
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« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2007, 09:56:51 »
through the flower bed  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

i must say i was tempted to drive through teh hegde to get back onto the road when there lorry was in the way

good effot folks :D

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