FAO Jas278

[Bob696]

If you would care to explain your comment in this thread http://forums.mud-club.com/viewtopic.php?t=52733
I would appriciate it.

I would like to point out that I never commented on the rules only on others breaking them.

I agree with the rules on this forum generaly speaking. The moderators generaly do a great job and are only human. I respect and understand that.

I am therefor confused by your comments.

I would never resort to childish insults like some just because they can't come up with a meaningfull counter argument.

"A wise man has something to say a fool has to say something"

[Thrasher]

Is the PM system broken?

Or am I missing the point somewhat?

[Bob696]

Sorry thrasher but he posted his comment in the public domain and I would rather like a public explanation.

[TDi90]

zzzz, come on... this is getting tedious....

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

I found a hedgehog in my garden :D

[Bob696]

I found a hedgehog in my garden :D

Dont feed it milk. It's bad for them.

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

I found a hedgehog in my garden :D

Dont feed it milk. It's bad for them.

Water, with a bit of bread in it.................and beer! Poor little beggar, he should be tucked up, fast asleep by now.

[Bishops Finger]

I found a hedgehog in my garden :D

[Edited] don't call it Mohammed.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[P16LET]

Feed them on cat food, but nowt of a fish variety......as apparently fish don't form part of their normal diet.....but then I don't think cows or rabbits do either.... :shock:

....anyhow, if you can catch up with your nocturnal visitor, weigh him....if he weighs less than a pound (...that's weight, not the monetary equivalent) he will not survive winter :( :( :(

[TDi90]

thats better
happy days:

[Guardian.]

heyyyy

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Feed them on cat food, but nowt of a fish variety......as apparently fish don't form part of their normal diet.....but then I don't think cows or rabbits do either.... :shock:

....anyhow, if you can catch up with your nocturnal visitor, weigh him....if he weighs less than a pound (...that's weight, not the monetary equivalent) he will not survive winter :( :( :(

He definately weighed less than that. Saying that, winters in Hampshire aren't exactly nasty. When I were a lad in Norfolk, winter was so bad blah blah, cold winds, blah blah, ice as thick as concrete, blah, snow like icing on a cake, had to eat our children to survive, blah blah.

[Bishops Finger]

You had it lucky.....we had to get ooop at 4 am lick road clean of gravel and then go working down pit for 27 hours....

[Thrasher]

Ah yes ..  a classic :)

Four Yorkshiremen Sketch - Monty Python

Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort.

Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.

Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup ' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TG: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!

TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TG: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope..

[Disco Matt]

Feed them on cat food, but nowt of a fish variety......as apparently fish don't form part of their normal diet.....but then I don't think cows or rabbits do either.... :shock:

....anyhow, if you can catch up with your nocturnal visitor, weigh him....if he weighs less than a pound (...that's weight, not the monetary equivalent) he will not survive winter :( :( :(

He definately weighed less than that. Saying that, winters in Hampshire aren't exactly nasty. When I were a lad in Norfolk, winter was so bad blah blah, cold winds, blah blah, ice as thick as concrete, blah, snow like icing on a cake, had to eat our children to survive, blah blah.

Later, in the Hedgehog Arms:

Hedgehog A: What did that human do to you then?

Hedgehog B: It was terrible - he put me on this thing and then said I was underweight

Hedgehog A: Cheek!

[beast5680]

....anyhow, if you can catch up with your nocturnal visitor, weigh him....if he weighs less than a pound he,ll be no good for a pie  :D

[Bishops Finger]

mmmm Monty Python......

[Jas278]

Bob ...keep chucking wood on the fire......... :lol:

[Bob696]

Bob ...keep chucking wood on the fire......... :lol:

Happy to but still you give me no answer

[hairyasswelder]

nowt of a fish variety......as apparently fish don't form part of their normal diet....

Well I never seen a hedgepig fishing  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Nor a cow OR a Rabbit  :?  :?  :lol:

[hrh_dave]

Hedgehog pie??....bit bland...needs some badger in there   .....

[Yoshi]

Whhooaaaa Dave, lets not be drastic now!!

[Sider]

Next he'll be suggesting we add some guinea pig to the mix. :roll:  :lol:  :lol:

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

In light of the current topic,

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6017006561452519896&q=swedish+chef+squirrel+stew&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

[Bishops Finger]

To be honest its not the best recipe for Lancashire hot pot......

[corrosiverob]

monty classic clip

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo