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Offline Thrasher

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« on: December 05, 2007, 14:55:55 »
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 15:35:11 »
where will it all end  :(  :(  :(
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 15:58:25 »
FREE THE FARTS  8)

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 16:13:36 »
We should all go there for a club meet, and get Mr fox to sign us in! and you guessed it! FART like mad :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: then give him a MUD CLUB sticker for his seat at the club! :P  :P  :(biggrin):  :(biggrin):
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 16:47:51 »
Err, maybe we should make sure it isn't a brown Mud Club sticker...
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 17:47:26 »
As long as they don't try to ban 'the other' I'll be fine......
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 18:33:09 »
Silly old fart should be banned :evil:

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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 19:01:33 »
This stinks :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 19:08:41 »
What a rotton subject
Badum tish !
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 23:10:16 »
He needs to get a dog, even the queen farts that's why she has a troupe of  corgis.  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 08:24:09 »
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He needs to get a dog, even the queen farts that's why she has a troupe of  corgis.  :lol:


No she doesn't!!! :shock:  She 'makes a comment' that is accompanied by the sweet smell of roses!

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:07:16 »
Should ban sprouts... that'll cut down on the farting over Christmas, anyways.
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 09:43:00 »
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Should ban sprouts... that'll cut down on the farting over Christmas, anyways.


Interesting thing I remember hearing last Christmas - apparently sprouts only have that effect if over-cooked, as that causes them to release chemicals which cause gas buildup!
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 10:13:33 »
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What a rotton subject
Badum tish !
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 10:22:15 »
Farting infront of the ladies, perhaps he didn't know it was their turn ;-)

Still as long as he doesn't draw mud....

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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 19:46:08 »
"Where'r you may be, let the wind blow free
for hording it up, was the death of me"
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 19:56:05 »
sprauts are always over cooked or else christmas dinner would be crap :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2007, 00:09:29 »
You notice in the article he suspect it's the women members who are complaining?

As cap'n slow said once of Jezza "here is a man who says farting's not funny, when quite clearly it is".

Think I'd have told the landlord his beer was too gassy :wink:
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