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« on: January 29, 2005, 18:44:09 »
out and about with my small son he suddenly announces he needs the loo, so we pull in to the next services so we can get something to eat aswell,
"I know where it is he says " i follow on behind in my own little world thinking about something or other
Bear in mind its normally his mother that takes him
it didnt even occur to me it was odd for there to be only cubicles in the there until i was washing his hands and two women came out of the cubicles behind us and looked at me oddly :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2005, 19:00:01 »
Whoops! :lol:  Could this be the cue for an embarrassing moment list. :?
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2005, 19:50:13 »
Naughty boy :wink:  how could you blame the young lad.
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2005, 19:54:54 »
Ooooo thats a bad one, What happened next though ?
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2005, 19:59:26 »
Been there. Long before Gonzo was born tho'. Good night out that, till that happened! :oops:
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2005, 20:24:43 »
At the national 4x4 show in 2003 i took a leak unknowingly in the ladies, i'd have got awat with it if i'd shut the door behind me or hadnt used the cubicle right in front of the door into the loos, finished my business, zipped up, turned round and got a cheers from all the ladies stood outside waitng to come in  :oops:

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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2005, 20:40:39 »
How the heck does anyone manage to walk into the ladies? There's always a queue.

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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2005, 22:53:04 »
Quote from: "BIG_ORANGE_90"
Ooooo thats a bad one, What happened next though ?

i had actually started to think how nice the gents was as there were nice vases of flowers on the side, as to what happened next there was an embarrassing silence as we used the hand drier then made a hasty retreat via the exit
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2005, 09:36:40 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2005, 10:45:41 »
Reminds me of a time we coming back from a gig. We stopped for a toilet break, and all piled into the mens, we were all lined up against the wall, merrily chatting away about how good the gig had been - it was only when someone else came into the loos, saw Sue sitting on a basin chatting to us all, did a double take, walked out, walked back in, shook his head and asked her nicely if she could please leave.

She didn't ;-)

It hadn't even occured to us that she shouldn't be there - must have been good beer :-)
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2005, 20:08:32 »
When I used to go clubbing there were queues of women waiting for the men's bogs, let alone the womens!  I won't ask what they do in there all night.
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2005, 20:16:54 »
I got use to women being in blokes toilets when in Denmark/Sweden

mixed sex toilets  :shock: , bit strange to start with but you do get use to it  8)
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2005, 20:43:49 »
Now French toilets being unisex are well......

Especially when it's one of those with jus two footmarks and a hole. You walk in and there's a woman crouching there....
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2005, 20:45:21 »
Quote from: "Wanderer"
Now French toilets being unisex are well......

Especially when it's one of those with jus two footmarks and a hole. You walk in and there's a woman crouching there....
 :shock:

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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2005, 20:51:39 »
There is a bar in Inverness with unisex toilets.
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2005, 20:52:27 »
Want to see them in Germany on the side of the road, many a time people were stuck in a jam on the autobahn or in a rastplatz (with no conveniances), and you would see both men and women at the side relieving themselves
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2005, 22:45:18 »
Going back a good few year's here, i got up for work one morning around 5.30 had a shpwer & was wet shaving in fron of the mirror when the eldist ( then the only one ) about two at the time, walk's in without me seeing, there's a tug and a little voice say's dad,  :shock:  now remember im fresh out of the shower so NAKED I don't know who was more shocked me or the bloke in the mirror i just headbutted  :?



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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2005, 22:50:41 »
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It's the kilts that cause the confusion :)

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2005, 22:52:42 »
Ooooooo thats below the sporran. :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2005, 22:54:27 »
I should hope it is.
There'd be trouble if it wisnae!

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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2005, 23:00:57 »
Hoo lala heich na hech!  :lol:
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