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Women!
« on: February 19, 2008, 16:27:36 »
Supposedly it is unreasonable to wash my plasma winch rope in the bath  [-X  she washes the dog in there though!
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Re: Women!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 17:07:23 »
Put it in the washing machine  :lol:
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Re: Women!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 17:12:43 »
Beginners...

When I was a mere 17 I walked into our bathroom at home, bleary eyed, and what did I see in the bath??

Blood. Gallons of the stuff mixed with water. And floating in it .. a body.

Did I panic or what - it was only when I rubbed my eyes again to make reality come back that I was brave enough to look closer and discover it was a rather large (and skinned) deer .....

I thought Dad had done mum in!!!!

I've never forgiven him for that one  :twisted:

But then this is my parents. Mum wandered into the living room once with a machete in one hand and a partly skinned and bloody rabbit in the other and declared that we were sick for watching "Dawn of the Dead". I mean COME ON!?!
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Re: Women!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 17:51:26 »
Best show her whos boss :shock:

Washed my kinetic in the machine a couple of times now aswell as cleaning all my sockets and spanners in the dish washer after an engine swap too ;) (i did dry them and give them a light spray of wd40 after though)

Cheers

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Re: Women!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 20:01:35 »
For those of us who live on thier own we can wash our ropes, tools etc where ever we like and nobody to tell us off  :lol: 1 advantage of being single!!!
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Re: Women!
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 20:50:11 »
Quote from: disco 70 on February 19, 2008, 17:07:23
Put it in the washing machine  :lol:

dont know about yours but my dog wouldnt fit!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Women!
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 21:00:55 »
Thrasher... thats the sort of thing that puts people into therapy! :-.

I once walked into my dads kitchen, only to find him dismembering some ducks a friend had shot the day before.... first thing was the smeall, then the box of innards (the duck engine and fuel...) and two dogs sat beside drooling....

apparently its cruel to dry the ferret using centrifugal force (on a laminate floor) after bathing it in the toilet...... :huh:
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Re: Women!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 05:17:48 »
I wash my recovery gear in the bath.  Before she got ill the wife used to do it for me :D

Best thing is to leave it soaking with a Persil colour tablet ;)

Disco Mummy still owes me a couple of them :-.
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Re: Women!
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 09:26:08 »
Quote from: Range Rover Blues on February 20, 2008, 05:17:48
I wash my recovery gear in the bath.  Before she got ill the wife used to do it for me :D

Best thing is to leave it soaking with a Persil colour tablet ;)

Disco Mummy still owes me a couple of them :-.

At what temp ? :lol:
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Re: Women!
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 10:30:08 »
washing things in the bath is no different to finding a huge bowl or using the kitchen sink!

it cleans up and its warm and dry! having said that Saffy will try and climb in the bath to drink the running water.. so it can get a bit wet!
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Re: Women!
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 10:42:22 »
Thrasher,jeez!!! I bet you papped yourself!!! :shock:
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Re: Women!
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 05:04:55 »
Quote from: disco 70 on February 20, 2008, 09:26:08
Quote from: Range Rover Blues on February 20, 2008, 05:17:48
I wash my recovery gear in the bath.  Before she got ill the wife used to do it for me :D

Best thing is to leave it soaking with a Persil colour tablet ;)

Disco Mummy still owes me a couple of them :-.

At what temp ? :lol:

Biological tablets don't like to be that hot, so the water in the hot tap is fine to start off with and it goes cold overnight anyway.

Provided you don't damge the enamel with a hook or shackle the bath comes up a shiney treat too :D
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Re: Women!
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2008, 21:09:42 »
Don't see anything wrong with it myself - Dog/Tow rope... No difference, in fact we all like to get a bit muddy when we've had a good day off roading  :twisted:

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Re: Women!
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2008, 21:33:39 »
Quote from: disco 70 on February 19, 2008, 17:07:23
Put it in the washing machine  :lol:

Or maybe the toilet, though make sure to put the lid down after you have finished :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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