1) Having my first beer for 7 days, as I don't drink during the working week. That wonderful taste of Belgian Chimay, cold from the fridge, :drool:
2) Knowing that I'm not back to work for 3.5 days; if they want me to go they can bloomin' well fiddle, and thats swearing! :oops:
3) Getting my scruff kit on and not having to worry about being smart to 'keep up the company image'
4) Not having whinging oxygen thieves bleating on about 'dis geezer, rite, 'e is doin' my 'ead in coz he keeps texting me right, e is 'arrasin' me. Wot iz you pigs, goin' to do about it, innit?