babe magnet

[TDi90]

ok so heres the thing,
im driving around in my 90 on the way back from work, and am at a set of lights, i look out the window, as you do, and there is a very attractive young lady (FIT!) sitting in a KA (peice of poo im thinking, but we can work on that!) and she looks at me, and then looks at rolly (the 90 king cab im in ) and then looks forward again. then she looks at the car a couple more times... with that look of (i dont really know what word to put here but not the sort of thats a nice car look)

so heres my question, are landys babe magnets...??
at the moment im thinking not....  :?

discuss.  :-.

Rob

[lee celtic]

Money grabber ..

thought you were a rich farmer  :lol: :lol: :lol:


or did you check to make sure theres nothing written in the dirt on the side  :lol: :lol:

[clbarclay]

or did you check to make sure theres nothing written in the dirt on the side  :lol: :lol:

Mine once had "Pot noodle Its dirty and you want it" writen on the side  :lol:

In a lecture a while back were worked out that a series LR vibrates at the same frequancy as certain devices for the ladies. Maybe she had previously sat in one. At which point I will leave that train on conversation before it ceases to be "family friendly"


Farmers rich? Many of them have £££££££ worth of assets, as do many businesses, but in terms of cash Local Education Authority workers a better off.

[stretchy]

lol one time on the way back from a good day out at toms farm my disco looked like a giant moving ball of mud, ther was a ford focus along side with loads of fit birds hanging out the windows with camera fones they was mad for it lol. thats the only time though, normaly its just a look of disgust!

[Discopoo]

Mines definateley a bird magnet, the little sods are always pooing on it!

[Saffy]

If the elderly, camo anoraks or rivet counting fascists are your thing then driving a Series 1 landy is a serious magnet.

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

I have to say that being a middle aged, balding, overweight, undertall driver of a 93 Disco, I very rarely attract any kind of attention, unless it is from the 'armchair activists' who leave snotty notes on my windscreen about me being 'an environmental terrorist, killer of wildlife, hunter of whales, pursuer of foxes etc etc'.
From my knowledge of that sort, they are usually ugly, bored, comfortable shoe wearing, bean eating, lentil wranglers, who haven't washed since they were born.

Not that I wish to stereotype, of course!

So, in answer to your question, Robbo, its a big NO!

[Frankie-Boy]

Love your choice of words LSP  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :D

[Rich_P]

so heres my question, are landys babe magnets...??
at the moment im thinking not....  :?

Try owning a Series, it's even worse.  :roll:

I've come to realise a lot of them think anything over three years old is [!Expletive Deleted!] "because it old banga init".  :roll:

But get a Range Rover Classic and it's a whole different story.  :shock:

[Saffy]

Try owning a Series, it's even worse.  :roll:

I've come to realise a lot of them think anything over three years old is [!Expletive Deleted!] "because it old banga init".  :roll:

Well they do have a point and the seats don't even recline.  And in your case, a vehicle that does actually move somewhere would be a plus RichieP, can't say you pull much on a bare chassis. You need to find a nice farm lass with dirt under her nails, oily rag in back pocket and doesn't mind the in-vehicle shouting conversation peaking at "Is that rattle coming from your side or mine?". In my teens I did get dumped by a forecourt flusey when I went from driving a relatively new car to an ancient purple vauxhall viva "wouldn't be seen dead in that", a vehicle that current wife didn't mind even though I finally wrapped it around a telegraph pole with her in it.

[muddyjames]

ok so heres the thing,
im driving around in my 90 on the way back from work, and am at a set of lights, i look out the window, as you do, and there is a very attractive young lady (FIT!) sitting in a KA (peice of poo im thinking, but we can work on that!) and she looks at me, and then looks at rolly (the 90 king cab im in ) and then looks forward again. then she looks at the car a couple more times... with that look of (i dont really know what word to put here but not the sort of thats a nice car look)

so heres my question, are landys babe magnets...??
at the moment im thinking not....  :?

discuss.  :-.

Rob

Did you get her phone number? Theres the answer!

[Disco Matt]

Not that I have noticed. It does an excellent job of demolishing chav machismo however as they never seem inclined to try to cut me up or expect me to reverse...  :twisted:

[clbarclay]

so heres my question, are landys babe magnets...??
at the moment im thinking not....  :?

Try owning a Series, it's even worse.  :roll:

I've come to realise a lot of them think anything over three years old is [!Expletive Deleted!] "because it old banga init".  :roll:

But get a Range Rover Classic and it's a whole different story.  :shock:

Would you want to attract the attention of someone that uses the word (I use that term in its looses possible sense) "Init" ?

[Rich_P]

Not really, but there's not really much else on offer round these parts.  :doh:

[TBM]

I find most cars instantly become 'babe magnets' the moment I get behind the wheel.....

[V8MoneyPit]

Short skirts and tall Land Rovers don't mix. Nice for the onlooker, but she'll dump you instantly  :D

[hobbit]

Had some bird in a little along side me sometime back, and the lightweight was chuffing like a two stroke out of the exhaust, she was complaining about it going into her car, I told her she had two ways of dealing with it, 1 gas mask, 2 close the windows

She just laughed and drove off

[marjan]

Not that I have noticed. It does an excellent job of demolishing chav machismo however as they never seem inclined to try to cut me up or expect me to reverse...  :twisted:

Yep, I"ve found that a blip on the throttle of my 3.0 V6 Shogun usually makes the Chav in his Corsa/206/Clio shrink into his bucket seat at the lights  :D :D :D

[andycwb]

Not that I have noticed. It does an excellent job of demolishing chav machismo however as they never seem inclined to try to cut me up or expect me to reverse...  :twisted:

Funny that.  No one ever cuts me up when I'm driving the Dakar.

Yep, I"ve found that a blip on the throttle of my 3.0 V6 Shogun usually makes the Chav in his Corsa/206/Clio shrink into his bucket seat at the lights  :D :D :D

Yeah, the Rover V8 has a similar effect.  Works on teenagers who think it's fun to cross the road slowly so you have to slow down as well.