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Agony!
« on: May 21, 2009, 18:56:52 »
Whilst being on holiday overseas for the last two weeks, I have been drinking beer from bottles that have a twist off cap. Tonight I decide to have a nice cold beer, go to twist the cap off, forgetting that bottles in the UK need a bottle opener.
I know have a hurty hand!
What a silly arse!
It must be my age, and being grey, and being out in the sun, and lack of sleep!
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 20:47:14 »
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 13:27:51 »
At least you didn't try to prise it off with your teeth. My dentist talls me it's quite a common error, and broken teeth hurt. A lot.  :->
« Last Edit: May 22, 2009, 13:33:18 by KTM Gordo »
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2009, 00:00:18 »
Mr SP....Got caught by that issue before...

Shepherd Neames finest needs a bottle opener...

Good health old chap.. :lol:
« Last Edit: May 23, 2009, 18:05:20 by Bishops Finger »
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 08:25:09 »
Quote from: KTM Gordo on May 22, 2009, 13:27:51
At least you didn't try to prise it off with your teeth. My dentist talls me it's quite a common error, and broken teeth hurt. A lot.  :->

i have some video evidence of someone removing a crown cap with his eye socket  :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 16:26:13 »
Get well soon mate  :lol:

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i have some video evidence of someone removing a crown cap with his eye socket   
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 22:49:28 »
needless to say much practice has taken place to rectify the problem this weekend! I am nos once again fully conversant with the 'technique' of bottle openers.
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2009, 12:06:59 »
Well done that man... :lol:
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Re: Agony!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 21:16:55 »
LOL  :lol:

i need min advice, when i get back!

speak soon!
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