Am waiting for a UPS delivery so confined to front wing of house :D Gazing out of window I see two lads walk up street then one of them split off down a side street leaving the other to stand there on corner. Chavy track suited late teens. I thought the one on corner in the red tracksuit is on stag whilst other up to no good. So I get up and noisy a bit more to see what I could see.
Then another 3rd uber chav in black tracky outfit comes from a different street heading right up to mr red tracksuit and WOOOOOOOOP! smacks him upside head. They really getting into a brawl in the side street so I phone 999, no sooner I put phone down a cop car drives past and TOTALLY FAILS to see the fight going on no more than 20 foot away lol.
So fight kind of petters out and they split. The red track chav still standing on corner now on phone, then there is a shout from the scumbag living next door to me in a house that is split into two and is a source of no end of trouble from drunk polish dossers. So Mr cheap red tracksuit shiny shoes enters my next door to join his eastern euro trash mates.
Couple minutes later street erupts with police vehicles buzzing around looking for peeps that have long gone - opps. I flagged one down gave the officer an update, she waited for backup before knocking next door by which time I think they twigged and legged it out back.

Just another day in
Warsaw Trowbridge.
I tell ya *if* we had known the houses either side of us where dived into flats and rented to scum we wouldn't have made the move.