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« on: August 19, 2012, 12:17:43 »
A born again biker has just side swiped my parents into a ditch. Stuffed the back of the jimny and spun it 90+ degrees. Coming round a notorius bend against my olds dabbed the brakes stood it up and glanced it of the rear off side corner. He's ok they are in hospital for an exam.
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 22:18:24 »
I hope your folks are ok ... and that the biker was insured  :police:

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Re: born again bicker retards
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 04:58:58 »
Yeah me too.
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Re: born again bicker retards
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 08:18:47 »

Had to look up what a reborn bicker retard was. Was thinking someone who bickers.  Thankfully Google corrected and told me what a reborn biker was.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 09:40:22 »
I only looked in because there's a village called bicker up the road from me
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Re: born again bicker retards
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 14:47:36 »
I was upset. I can't spell when I'm upset.
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Re: born again biker retards
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2012, 18:33:21 »
thought you wanted a fast track to the key of the farm
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Re: born again biker retards
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 00:49:26 »
Whats with this Born again biker RETARD thing?????????  i bought a bike a returned to the roads and trails after 15 years of non bike ownership  and im no Bloody retard and i doubt if the person who had the accident with Lamberts parents is either! anyone can have an accident as for the bint on here saying (i hope he is insured ) infering that bkers ride about uninsured a little knowledge is dangerous dear, Like i said  anyone can have an accident  and i can understand Lamberts anger  but i doubt the bike rider set out to put them in the ditch, :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:,
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Re: born again biker retards
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 01:01:25 »
Soz...there are  so many born again biker retard [unpleasent fellows] out there ....coming back from Tong a few weeks ago there were convoys of them up the A49.. try remembering how to ride your 1100cc KasawkiHarley middle age crisis [wee john thomas] extension without leaving a widow....they were driving and I use the word losely carefully like dicks...
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Re: born again biker retards
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 05:45:28 »


As to the keys to the farm however much I want them I don't want them in this kind of circumstance.
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Re: born again biker
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2012, 06:33:21 »
There we go the r word is removed as it seems to be offending people.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2012, 10:53:14 »
Sadly at least 10% of the bikers we see around here (Yorkshire dales) on a sunny weekend seem to have a death wish, and several get that wish! Only recently a fatal smash closed the A686 just outside Hawes for 8 hours requiring a 20 mile diversion, not good for the group of young cyclists that were booked into a hostel and already running a little late! Or for the locals like me who were simply trying to go about their business. Very sad for the bikers loved ones I know, but they didn't seem to be to worried about them either.

Most may be safe riders, but that is spoilt by the large minority who ride at very high speeds on twisting country roads with complete disregard for the safety of themselves and other road users. Retard may be the wrong word. Idiot, selfish, dullard, mentally deficient, Idipid and many more could be used to describe their actions.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 12:52:26 »
Idipid? Ive never heard that before, but I shall now be using it lots...oh look here comes my teenage stepson... The stupid idipid!
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 00:03:50 »
A lot of bikers were probably on their way to the bulldog bash. Not every biker is a retard. But there is a percentage that don't have the ability to back up the actions they take on a bike.
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 05:01:11 »
Regardless of what I may think the police are not happy and they intend to pursue the incident against the biker.
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 13:46:21 »
Good..
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