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the loon

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to whom it may concern
Today I saw you in Gateshead. One of you was driving an audi and the other was driving a volkswagen. Unfortunatly I didnt notice model details as was to busy praying for some justice.

First the Audi driver.
I wonder if you are aware Sir what a bus lane is intended for? Most people would answer this as buses but it would seem not you. You beleve it is for any one who doesnt want to wait at the red light in the car lane.
Or perhaps the sign has some sort of secret meaning - bus and audi drivers lane.
It so happened thats why I slowed down when I got next to the artic lorry on the A1 so we formed a rolling road block for about a mile.
You may beleve there is no justice in this world but I can say there is.
The blue land rover 90 you spent all that time flashing your lights  and sounding your horn at  slowed you down so it probably took longer for you to reach your destination. This happened because I take exception at cheeky old to###r's who think that because they drive a big car they can genraly be idiots on the road.

Now the volkswagen driver
Sir ARE YOU BLIND?????
I beleve the answer must be yes to this as you seemed unable to see the big blue land rover on a straight piece of level road in broad day light travelinging at less than posted speed limit  and proceded to pull out in front of me.
I expect you where in a hurry as everyone knows that you MUST beat those traiffic lights (well at least everyone should know as its you driving)
Did you get a shock when you had to swerve back into the right hand lane?
I expect so because you sounded your horn and made some intresting hand signals I have studied the highway code for and dont seem to be able to find anywhere.
Remember if a land rover like mine hits you in a case like that you would of been liable and to repair your car will cost you more that to repair my land rover.
Perhaps this is why you where frustrated at the next roundabout and nearly drove into the side of that bus.
or perhaps like I said you are blind and simply didnt see it.

so perhaps from this we can say god does exist as justice was today done

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another open letter. To the numpies in Gateshead today
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 21:45:25 »
:(biggrin):  :(biggrin):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh): well done and played man thats the sort of thing that warms me cockles.Idiots who play casual with the rules/someone else,s life.Put in there place buy something big and fourby.Sorry cant help it, But i have to smerk a little when NELLY puts some chavy euro litter tray driving divvy in his right place in the food chain.(so to speak if you see what i mean)  :(contented):
yer better not naff this up an come back to these shores or god help me yer auld aunt nelly will jump out of her grave an like as not kick yer teeth in......

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another open letter. To the numpies in Gateshead today
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 21:53:12 »
call me

THE BLUE AVENGER

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another open letter. To the numpies in Gateshead today
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 22:56:32 »
Well done to 'THE BLUE AVENGER' =D>  =D>  :mrgreen:
James

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