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[beast5680]

did she go on the cruise with her husband only for the ship to sink marooning them and several other passengers on a desert island?

[TDi90]

probably not beast beasue how would she run in front of a bus whilst marooned on an island?! :lol:

[thermidorthelobster]

The ship did sink, yes.  But they weren't marooned on an island.

[datalas]

Was she married to the albatross ?  and somewhat distraught about finding her husband in a soup.

Hang on a minute ... where the hell do you get Albatross Soup in southampton?  do you know some restaurants I don't ?

[diggerdog36]

Did she eat her husband thinking it was an albatross as she was halucinating from the heat of the sun and lack of water!!!

[littlepow]

OK, time for a quick recap.

A woman's sitting in a restaurant in Southampton.  She orders the albatross soup.  Part-way through eating it, she runs out of the restaurant and deliberately runs in front of a bus, which kills her.

A cruise ship is involved in the story somewhere.  In fact, she had been a passenger on a cruise ship.  She was a married woman.

If I were you I'd be establishing why her marriage is relevant.  You're getting definitely closer now.

Boat sank, woman and husband left bobbing about in the sea. Albatros lands on husbands head and flys off with him, never to be seen again.
Woman finds leg tag for the same albatross in her soup.

Thuse runs out into the road to be run over by a bus, which is late. So she stands there for 30 mins and is then hit by 3 of them (sods law bit, that and the trains we cancelled due to a blade of grass near the lines!)

[thermidorthelobster]

Littlepow:  no, sorry.

Did she eat her husband thinking it was an albatross as she was halucinating from the heat of the sun and lack of water!!!

Ah, you're getting close now.  She did eat her husband, and she did think he was albatross.  But there's more to it than that.

[diggerdog36]

HE cut his body parts off and fed them to her, telling her it was albatross!! Then when she tasted real albatross she realised it was infact her darling husband George she had been eating???

[datalas]

if that's the answer, I think I might just have to demote thermidoor to the rank of "keeper of the pointless riddles"  :D

[minty]

this is getting boring now.yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[thermidorthelobster]

Diggerdog, you're very close now...  8)

[diggerdog36]

:shock:  I was taking the <edit>!!!

[Jake]

HE cut his body parts off and fed them to her, telling her it was albatross!! Then when she tasted real albatross she realised it was infact her darling husband George she had been eating???

you're very close now...  8)

Eh?
I dont know if i want to know the answer now!
Sounds a bit like a cheap horror film script to me  :shock:

[minty]

when we gun'na get the flipping answer then!!!!!!!!WELL........COME ON THEN SPIT IT OUT............... :roll: