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« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2007, 17:20:00 »
Was she eating seafood of some description?

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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2007, 19:14:13 »
did the food she was eating contain trace's of nuts which sent her into a fit she ran out of the resturaunt to find a chemis and not seeing the bus was splatted :twisted:
 

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« Reply #62 on: May 31, 2007, 20:51:17 »
was she a passenger on the cruise ship at the same time as she was eating or was the cruise ship thing ended before she even started her meal?





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« Reply #63 on: May 31, 2007, 20:58:43 »
She is on a cruise ship, and is eating something that has been laced with magic mushrooms, when she saw pirates coming into the dining area, and ran out and was hit by a bus that she imagined was there, because she was so bonged out?

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« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2007, 20:43:28 »
ok ive lost the will to live now whats the blooomming answer?????????? :wink:
 

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« Reply #65 on: June 01, 2007, 22:23:43 »
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Was she eating seafood of some description?

Yes.  And that's quite important.
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« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2007, 22:24:06 »
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did the food she was eating contain trace's of nuts which sent her into a fit she ran out of the resturaunt to find a chemis and not seeing the bus was splatted :twisted:

No...  it's much more complicated than that...
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« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2007, 22:24:24 »
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was she a passenger on the cruise ship at the same time as she was eating or was the cruise ship thing ended before she even started her meal?

The cruise ship thing was finished by the time she had the meal.
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« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2007, 22:24:39 »
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She is on a cruise ship, and is eating something that has been laced with magic mushrooms, when she saw pirates coming into the dining area, and ran out and was hit by a bus that she imagined was there, because she was so bonged out?

Nice idea but...  no.
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« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2007, 22:25:24 »
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ok ive lost the will to live now whats the blooomming answer?????????? :wink:

Patience, patience  8)
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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2007, 22:37:30 »
was she eating puffa fish - for some stupid reason?





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« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2007, 00:36:42 »
Did/Had she:

1.   Have an allergic reaction to the sea food?
2.   Been hideously ill on board the cruise ship?
3.   Run from the restuarant to be sick, leant over the gutter and the bus hit her on the head, thus producing a pavement pizza, not only with carrots but tomato topping too?
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« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2007, 00:39:57 »
I think I've worked it out...

she met thermidor the lobster on a cruise ship, at which point he posed a riddle for her to solve, and finally, after a fortnight of none descript answers and hints she thought "oh well, bus, hello, splat" :D
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« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2007, 08:58:43 »
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was she eating puffa fish - for some stupid reason?

No.
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« Reply #74 on: June 02, 2007, 08:59:03 »
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Did/Had she:

1.   Have an allergic reaction to the sea food?
2.   Been hideously ill on board the cruise ship?
3.   Run from the restuarant to be sick, leant over the gutter and the bus hit her on the head, thus producing a pavement pizza, not only with carrots but tomato topping too?

None of those, no...
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« Reply #75 on: June 02, 2007, 08:59:24 »
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I think I've worked it out...

she met thermidor the lobster on a cruise ship, at which point he posed a riddle for her to solve, and finally, after a fortnight of none descript answers and hints she thought "oh well, bus, hello, splat" :D

As plausible as that might be...  nope.
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« Reply #76 on: June 02, 2007, 11:01:48 »
She was served a fish finger butty but the kitchin staff omitted to butter the bread and put ketchup on it...distraught she ran out and tripped over a wheel barrow and fell under a bus
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« Reply #77 on: June 02, 2007, 11:17:36 »
Seen these before, we used to do them in the pub, pose a seemingly easy riddle and keep people guessing for ages, before telling them there is no real answer, seen lots on forums just to see how many posts they can get!

Boring.
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« Reply #78 on: June 02, 2007, 11:36:48 »
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Seen these before, we used to do them in the pub, pose a seemingly easy riddle and keep people guessing for ages, before telling them there is no real answer, seen lots on forums just to see how many posts they can get!

Boring.

As I said above, there is an answer to this, and one member has already PM'd me with the correct answer.  Boring maybe, but not fraudulent.
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« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2007, 21:03:43 »
was she eating fish, or was the fish to do with something else?





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« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2007, 21:06:48 »
Not fish, but related to seafood.
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« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2007, 21:08:40 »
related to sea food ?

which I'm thinking is either troy mclure, or possibly tom hanks in splash :?
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« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2007, 21:27:07 »
It doesn't involve 'sleeping with the fishes' does it? I mean, that is just gross, stinky and slightly illegal! :shock:

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« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2007, 21:31:41 »
"you really love fish don't you? "

"nah,  I just say that to get them into bed"
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« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2007, 21:46:59 »
i heard bout ur motor daz... i also heard you got a nicer one to play with!! hehe :lol:

in relation to this EXPLETIVE ****** DELETED i ask this:

is it:
crab
lobster
mussls
shelfsh of some kind?
shrimp... er....
octopus

does it even matter in relation to this story?

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« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2007, 21:49:20 »
My cat's breath smells of cat food.

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« Reply #86 on: June 04, 2007, 21:50:32 »
Your wussiness had better come in handy
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« Reply #87 on: June 04, 2007, 21:52:24 »
My mother has gone completly handstand, doctor! Bring the electric slug saw! She needs open foot surgery!

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« Reply #88 on: June 04, 2007, 22:02:05 »
Quote from: "TDi90"
is it:
crab
lobster
mussls
shelfsh of some kind?
shrimp... er....
octopus

does it even matter in relation to this story?

It's absolutely crucial to the plot, as it happens.  And it's not any of the above.  But it is seafood related.  :twisted:
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« Reply #89 on: June 04, 2007, 22:04:53 »
She married a lobster ?!?!?!
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